I hate skinny jeans! They cling to you like sandwich wrap. Putting them on feels like you’re on a rowing machine turned up to the highest difficulty setting. When you walk around in them, it feels like you’re prancing like a unicorn dancing in a meadow.
Okay, maybe a slight exaggeration, but you kind of feel the same right? I’m not sure who invented skinny jeans or why, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t Steven Seagal. And I’m equally sure that there are a lot of middle aged folk who weren’t too excited about them but hey, when they’re the only thing on the shelf, what can you do? Well, there’s a pair or two of more roomy jeans, but they’re size 1 Million.
There are a few options on how to deal with having to wear skinny jeans. You can
- Wear them and keep your feelings bottled up inside.
- Express yourself by wearing the shirt below and let everyone know your feelings towards skinny jeans.
The latter will help you process your feelings and enable conversations between you and your mates who will likely open up about their own anti skinny jeans philosophies.
I hate skinny jeans. What about you?
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