So, you’re a bad investor. Never mind. Nobody’s perfect. This bad investor t-shirt has your name on it. No matter what stock or commodity you buy, it loses value. Then when it’s at the bottom, you panic and sell it. Everyone around you buys an investment and rides it all the way to the moon while you’re left crashing back to Earth.
Everyone tells you to buy the dip. But you’ve missed the dip and don’t want to miss out. So you buy the peak instead. People actually ask you for investing advice because they want to know which investments to avoid. If that’s you, or someone you know, don’t stress about it. Just own it.
Traits of a bad investor.
This t-shirt is perfect for someone who:
- Doesn’t know their risk tolerance.
- Buys a stock just because he overheard some random talking about it on the train.
- Doesn’t research
Funny T-shirt gift for bad investors
This is a funny gift for that special bad investor in your life. If they wear this shirt around, who knows? Maybe someone will take pity on them and shout them a drink. Whether it’s a birthday present, a christmas gift, a present for a colleague or just because you want to have a laugh with them and you know they will be able to laugh at themselves too.
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Disclaimer:
Of course, this is just a joke t-shirt. Bad investing can have serious negative impacts on individuals and their families and friends. This is designed to just have a little laugh with someone who loses a bit of excess money in some poorly-thought-out investment decisions without it having any serious consequenses. For people with serious problems, get them some help and support.